Attack Of The Killer Amazon Drones!

It's now official - Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has lost his mind. First, he buys The Washington Post. Now this.

Reports are flying about that Amazon, the world's biggest and least profitable retailer, is investigating using UNMANNED DRONES to deliver packages.

Yes, small, uncontrollable helicopters with sharp blades whizzing about the city dropping off packages to your front door.

What could possibly go wrong?

Besides hydro wires, small pets, children, skeet shooters, wind, incompetence, lawsuits, general terror and a billion other things.

I really thought this was an April's Fool Joke...